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woollarding 

Paying homage to 80's Top Gear legend William Woollard, you need to look intense with a foot on the bumper, delivering your piece,
Wow, those grey slacks, Hush Puppies and nice leisure jacket, you must be of out for a spot of Woollarding!!!
woollarding by pookeymonkey April 18, 2013

Woollard 

A name of english descent meaning "Wolf Guardian".

Also, a small historic village on the River Chew in the Chew Valley, Somerset. It is 7 miles from Bristol, 9 from Bath, and 4 from Keynsham.
The buildings in Woollard are beautifully built.
Woollard by wolfguardian17 June 26, 2008
(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.
woodard by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008
a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.
The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.
woodard by matthius July 30, 2008
Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
Woodard by doctordray January 13, 2010
the best guy you will ever meet hes loyal,great in bed, sexy,gives good head and will treat you right
Woulards are the best
woulard by kenzy_j May 21, 2017