Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of
stupid shit. Including but not limited to
pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into
pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.
Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard
tonight.
If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.
That guy has only had like two drinks and he is
already acting like woodard.
Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.