WINGNUT

A wingnut is spawned when pussy ass cops taze a person with anger issues while in handcuffs and causes him to piss there pants..thus creating an undercover criminal that knows everything so don't disagree or go against him... unless you want him to get all "WINGNUT" on yo ass bitch! Wingnuts also lived every where so you aint got shit on him from California to Colorado, Washington to Organ the ways and codes westcoast is all he knows. Also he ain't got time for you clowns that talk all that shit he hold grudges till revenge is served cold. Also WINGNUT's have been mistaken for a ninja cuz he is ill and will take yo weed and bitch quick and bouce befor you know it . CONCLUSION= if you decide to fuck with a WINGNUT i would suggest killing him cuz he has more creative non traceable ways to bring hell to the sorry fuck ass that does.

P.S. My bitch and whip are hotta than yours so suck it!
"wingnut is back"

"he waited in the bushes till i came home from fucking with his car and he stabed me with a key"/ "now my vage hurts ouch"!

"Wingnut is not invited to my party, when he shows up it makes all the bitches get moist"

i hate wingnut = im a jealous fagot with out a nickname boo! hoo!
by WINGnezzy a.k.a wingnut July 05, 2009
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a wing man that feels lonely and will pay anybody to keep him company
the WINGNUT paid his hooker in advance to go to dinner and spend the night.

The WINGNUT was visiting he/she websites because he got stood up by his hooker and is in the middle of a divorce.

the WINGNUT promised to invest in the waiter's restaurant venture so he could hang out with him and the hooker he is in love with

by mumfucker June 14, 2008
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Somebody who's very much into things-with-wings i.e. aircrafts of any type, real and/or simulated.
1: So I wanna go to Russia this April to try flying in a MIG-29
2: Dude, you're such a wingnut! :-)
by Bob 8080 February 05, 2012
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A name given to a person who has ears that stick out the side (at a greater angle than is usual) like little wings on their head. Sort of reminiscent of those little nuts that are easy to screw because of their wing-like attatchments, also called "wing nuts".

This is how it is used by some people in New Zealand anyway.
Billy: "Hey! It's Wingnut!"
by TeaTerrina December 06, 2009
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A Regular Ares Chat user who lurks in the shadows and comes out only to taunt noobs and talk shit to those who need it to better suit their life.

-Use caution talking to this user if you ever come across him-
Wingnuts has logged in admin level 300

ares_hacker> Omfg!

ares_hacker has parted
by Anonymous user. March 06, 2008
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(noun) A person appearing to be moderately to severely crazy, disoriented, majobling, see Majoble, jumbled and more often than not, a total mess. A wingnut is a constant source of entertainment to those surrounding it and can easily be found in any type of setting or venue. Example: grocery stores, sporting events, cross-walks, public transportation, school, work…you may even have one in your house.
The wingnut that is suppose to be teaching our biology class is talking to the fire extinguisher and telling it to read 'Paradise Lost' for yesterday's class.
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someone who is slightly off centered ,behaves in a strange manner not the norm .. usually good for a laff.. the type of friend who tries to be helpful but always fucks things up
Did you see that wingnut the other day in the mall parking lot.
by mrdempsey June 12, 2005
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