WIM stands for "woe is me." The abbreviated form of WIM is used online only. The phrase is used to convey to someone that you are sad, upset, and/or are in a rough spot. "Woe is me" is a somewhat archaic phrase, but it is quite useful. Use it if FML (fuck my life) is just too strong for your situation.
Girl 1: "I dropped my phone into the toilet."
Girl 2: "Really? That sucks!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, and I had just taken a crap."
Girl 2: "OMG!"
Girl 1: "Yeah. WIM. ;*("
Girl 2: "Really? That sucks!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, and I had just taken a crap."
Girl 2: "OMG!"
Girl 1: "Yeah. WIM. ;*("
by BethanyGM February 08, 2010
My computer is wimmed.
by Bomb Doe February 09, 2008
That idiot at the garage wimmed my car and now it's a dud.
I tried to recombobulate my computer with the disc thingy but I stuffed it up and now it's wimmed.
I tried to recombobulate my computer with the disc thingy but I stuffed it up and now it's wimmed.
by Bomb Doe February 10, 2008
A guy who is extremely confident and outgoing around people. These characteristics make it so extremely hot babes flock to him like Bill Walton flocks to Grateful Dead music. However, a Wim will not make a move on these babes, because he is afraid of them.
Wims take away all of the attention from the rest of the guys in the room, so generally other boys don't like them.
Wims take away all of the attention from the rest of the guys in the room, so generally other boys don't like them.
Bro #1: "Dude that guy is pulling a big time Wim."
Bro #2: "Yea bro, if he is going to steal all of the girls, he might as well do something with them. That's like stealing the Mona Lisa and not even looking at it."
Bro #1: "Shit man."
Bro #2: "Yea bro, if he is going to steal all of the girls, he might as well do something with them. That's like stealing the Mona Lisa and not even looking at it."
Bro #1: "Shit man."
by Go UCLA December 05, 2007
by yomummasvageena August 03, 2009
She looked across the bar at the sexy rugby player, sweaty and muddy after a hard game - she stored the image for use later when she masturbated....calling up her wim when she closed her eyes....
by HA Pussy Cat March 03, 2011