WHOPPADONK

a massive penis! generally found in gosnells.

look at that whoppadonk!
i wanna sit on that
yeahhh boi

by kirashontae October 21, 2008

Whoppado

Noun: a short husky individual who walks like a duck, smokes bellies, and has an unfathomable hankering for a slice of Vaggelio's famous Italian Stallion pizza.

Verb: The sound that emanates from the empty stomach of the Gypsy King that tells people around that he is hungry.

In front of pizzeria:
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that guy running - he almost got his pole smoked off by that speeding car!!!
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a real whoppado...

by whoppadogypsyking October 31, 2011

whompdonkey

A raging, bass-faced ignoramus who has consumed so much productivity powder (cocaine) and chinese confusion powder (ketamine) that they have head-banged themselves retarded at the rail.

That fuckin whompdonkey stole my gf at subtronics with a bag of peruvian nasel fuel.

by Whompdonkey January 6, 2024