1. subsitute for "whatever,"
2. exclamatory statement of suprise
3. replacement for an expletive
4. subsitute for sexual-related activity
1. "I missed the bus! white banana, I'll just walk."
2. "you're getting married--white banana!"
3. "what the white banana is going on in here!"
4. "yeah, i heard they were doing the white banana all night"
when a man has anal intercourse with a woman until she feels the need to poke out a turtle head, then spreads his man-seed on the turtle head and another woman takes a bite of it
guy 1: "I heard brads mom gives one hell of a white chocolate dippedbanana"
guy 2: "you heard right my friend, you heard right..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!