WHEELER

The ability to openly lie about a medical condition or concoct a bullshit story to obtain monetary compensation without due cause. The ability to deflect blame for ones actions by using a sob story.
I got busted for shit stirring in work so think i better do a wheeler and bail with the loot.
by Payback izabitch November 04, 2012
mugGet the WHEELERmug.

wheelering

Wheelering is the act in which a person decides to wheel around and do absolutely nothing. The act described an incompetent ape-like arrogant fool. The wheelerer will have a false sense of identity claiming to be a God among men. But in reality they are most likely an unemployable candy crush addict.
Guy 1: Hey Randall who's that lazy piece of shit wheelering around?

Guy 2: I don't know Varun, but he surely looks like a shit bloke.

Girl 1: Hey Hayley your boyfriend really needs to stop wheelering around the house?

Girl 2: It's ok, I know he's not going to be an engineer but I still love him.
by DevanRueben June 12, 2013
mugGet the wheeleringmug.

wheeler

the small patch of facial hair under the center of a man's bottom lip. Named for the legendary Government teacher/Rugby player from Miami, Florida
He became measurably more cool when he grew a Wheeler
by Brian Wheeler July 11, 2006
mugGet the wheelermug.

Wheeler

*That guy ripped it down the sidewalk in his wheeler.
by LTD1337 February 05, 2016
mugGet the Wheelermug.

wheeler

One who succeeds at and dominates everything he does.
by italian stalion pulli May 06, 2005
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wheeler

a boy who asks girls for sex, one who makes out with every girl he can get his hands on, a sexy mother freaker, a pimp!
haha that kid is such a wheeler he gets girls no probs
by katayyoo January 19, 2009
mugGet the wheelermug.

Wheeler

A master pimp. Someone who is always hitting on girls. "mack daddy"
Tom is such a wheeler, he has a girl under each arm.
by Bob December 03, 2003
mugGet the Wheelermug.