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WE UTTP (Telecom Egypt U-Tube Troll Police) is a toxic and raged UTTP Egyptian 7-year-old earth hater user who ALWAYS says the n-word, Which means he is racist. He also always "F@#$ING 53*Y N-word" which is very toxic. He also can't handle hate because when he sees a hate video/comment/post/short, he rages so hard that he breaks his keyboard. He is falsely claiming that his haters live in Egypt, Like, do you think that ALL Egyptians are BAD? He is also making pointless IRL videos that only show clowns, ugly people, and other weird stuff. One more thing, WE UTTP is VERY HEARTLESS. He celebrates people's/user's death/ban/termination/strike, and there is still more to come. WE UTTP, if you are seeing this, stop making these videos already! You need to breathe fresh oxygen air, touch grass, and get a life! Got it? This is VERY VERY serious. You did lots of bad things and you should just change yourself, FOREVER. Ok?
WE UTTP Be like:
*sees a hate video/comment/post/short*
*interrupts it*
WE UTTP: "GRRRRRRRRRRRR, user, HOW FUCKING SEXY NIGGA DARE YOU MAKE A HATE VIDEO/COMMENT/POST/SHORT OUT OF ME???!!!?!?!?? YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS HEARTLESS AND YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR THAT!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!"
*video switches to a background full of N-Words*
WE UTTP: "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
WE UTTP by PataFiniuss2023 October 6, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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