Volde-Face

A serious/Sirius medical condition in which your nose slowly recedes into your face...

'Wow, that guy has Volde-Face. Gutted for him!'

by HPCrazy7 December 1, 2011

voldface

An arrogant person with no soul. Voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. Nevermind that you are right.

Me: Gosh I have a headache.

VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.

Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.

by voldbyter February 21, 2010

voldface

A term frequently used to describe an unfriendly, dirty-minded computer science major who thinks he knows more than you because he spends his time hacking your computer from a poorly-lit room.

"How does that awkward guy know my dog's name and my bra size?? What a voldface!"

by voldbyter February 21, 2010