An arrogant person with no soul. Voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. Nevermind that you are right.
Me: Gosh I have a headache.
VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.
Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.
A term frequently used to describe an unfriendly, dirty-minded computer science major who thinks he knows more than you because he spends his timehacking your computer from a poorly-lit room.
"How does that awkward guy know my dog's name and my bra size?? What a voldface!"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).