Vodopivec 

A Slovenian surname, literally meaning Water-drinker. Normally a very cool guy, snowboarder, Top gun movie fan, resident of capital city and faggot in disguise.

Things Vodopivec does:
- play innocent
- break his/her leg week before ski vacation
- have fetish for Patrick Swayze, Chuck Norris and Jure
- smoke
- receive buttfuck

Things Vodopivec doesn't do:
- have a lot of sex
- watch football
- use his tongue
- have sexual intercourse with other male friends beside his roommates

We already made hotel reservation in Alpe d'Huez, but he vodopiveced. When she was down on me, she was vodopivecing. No, I haven't have sex since 2007, I am vodopivec.

Vodopivec by Samostrel Esmat May 8, 2009

Goran Vodopivec 

Goran is a man of his word. What he says is true. Maybe you stumbled on some scientific article online and you tried to tell him that you are correct...NO! He will yell aggressively at you and try to attack you with his big legs because no scientist is more clever than the goddess himself Goran Vodpivec. His name literally means "mountain-n drinking water". He will try to play the projection on the board but most of time it wont work and he will rage and break the computer mouse. He tried many times to teach but at the end he just talks about some"parmagiano cheese" and how you can die in space. Nonetheless we all hate him together and live in peace and harmony.

Goran Vodopivec: Stfu noobs you dont know shit!
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*

Goran Vodopivec by Mona69Sex February 2, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008