The uncle who donated blood for the red cross on the bloodmobile so much they were forced to stop donating because vampire movies were getting too popular.
Vnkle Vlud never enjoyed vampire films, because everyone gave him a hard time for working in a butcher shop before he could read- but for some odd reason he placed first in his class in the Iowa exams in the reading and language portions.
by nobodycaresaboutthisguy November 16, 2019