Vince Shlome

The act of beating and getting beaten by your hooker prostitute

My hooker and I had a minor discrepancy on her pricing and a Vince Shlome of a night it became.

by sirdouglas May 7, 2009

Vince Shlomi

Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill

Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!

by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009