World Famous Brooklyn/Los Angeles Dodgers announcer that won broadcaster of the century honors and has won over America's heart with his vivid storytelling and clever wit. Has been announcing for over 50 years and counting, and is regularly called the best broadcaster of all time.
Vin Scully is a remarkable talent... "It's tiiiiime for Dodger Baseball!"
Oh shit, the date is 2/22/2222, for some reason the Dodgers are playing a game in the second inning with 2 on, 2 out, and a 2-2 count. The score is 22-22, and Vin Scully rolls over in his grave.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).