Victor Alaniz 

sexy sexy SEXY man with cute curly hair (better than mine 😒)has suuuuuper cute glassesss

HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES >:( but is willing to work them out for me :)

VERY sweet man who is not afraid to show his feelings and is the sweetest to his girlfriend

GIVES THE BEST SLOPPIEST KNOWN TO MAN (and the best hugs!!!) IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON GODS GREEN EARTH AND CAN MAKE HIS GF LAUGH (till she pees) ANYTIME .

is super cracked at fortnite (not more than his gf tho) cranking 90's building high ground on me on me deku allmight hes one shot
will do anythingggg (and buy anything) for his gf if she begs enough cuz shes his spoiled little princess :>
LOVES CATS AS MUCH AS HIS GF DOES. >w< loves kanyes music (before he turned into a nazi uy 😳)
absolutely LOVES his gf boobs. (a lil too much 😰)
and is overall the best best BEST boyfriend on earth i could ask for 😊
-Sat Jan 21 2023. 11:14

"Victor Alaniz is sooooooo cool and sexy and hot and nice and is heaven on earth he makes my tip sticky and i want to gobble him up >w<" - victors gf
"ay victor YA" - victors gf

Victor Alaniz by eva777 January 21, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016