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vice grip
my YouTube auto-play got me caught up in such a vice grip yesterday, I watched 4 hours of documentaries!
vice grip by chip_skylark_ April 9, 2019
Vice-Grip
Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"
What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
Vice-Grip by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011
balls in a vice-grip
1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003
balls in a vice grip
When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003
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