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Veritaserum Chat 

Veritaserum is a Harry Potter IRC chatroom. It is moderated, although the mods don't always pay attention. Lately though, they've been better than usual. There are daily n00bs that come in and try to ack liek they own the room, but we always put them back in their place.

There is a main room, a triviai rom, a games room, a roleplay room, and an HP disscussion room. As of altely, users can creatue tehre own private rooms. In the main room, commonroom, we RARELY actually talk about HP. Don't come on and say, "ONG GUYS LET'S TALK ABOUT HP!!!!!!!!!!!!" We will hate you. Instantly. Don't Try "Well this is an HP sites..." yes, yes it is. But we don't care. Now shutup before we get you kicked, banned, or ghost you.

Is is said that the chat is family friendly and G Rated. Well, no, honestly, it's not. We swear, we talk about sex and drugs and alcohol, and we includes some mods. There aren't many uses under the age or 14, so it's really not a place for young children.

The moderators used to be strict, very strict. But they have losened up and become more leanient. It use to be if you broke one simple rule, you were banned, but notyou get warnings, which I personally think is a waste of time and energy. It would be a lot easier for the mods to just bad the rule-breaking n00bs.

Don't "tYp LyK dIs." Or, "typ lyk dis" or even "typ lik tis u no" becuase you will be instantly hated. If you have world veiws that the majority dissagrees with, you will be ganged up on and beat down. Don't roleplay in main, we have a separate room for that. Don't talk in all caps or do excessives. Obey the rules, and maybe if we like you you'll be accepted.

Even though it my seem like the people in there are mean... Well, they are if you're an annoying n00b. But, once you get accepted into the ranks of the group, it's like a family. Someone is always there for you, and you can make some good friends.
*n00b has joined #commonroom in Veritaserum Chat.
n00b: LYK OH MY GAWD LETS TALK ABOUT HPPPP!!!!!!
user: stfu
mod: No caps or excessives please.
n00b: NO U STFU AND WAT R EXCISSIVES??????
user: gtfo
mod: Excessives are excess characters.
n00b: ooooooo thiiiiisssss????
mod: yes
n00b: okkkkkkk illll stoppppppppp =DDDDDDDDD
n00b: so who want ta tlk bout hppppp?????????
*n00b has been banned from #commonroom.
user: Yes!
mod: Indeed.
Veritaserum Chat by >.> August 22, 2007
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026