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Venture Brothers 

a show on adult swim about two absent-minded boys, hank and dean venture. they are the sons of doctor thaddeus venture, a failed scientist who hates his life. dr. venture spends most of his time dealing with his annoying archnemesis, the monarch, who is obsessed with monarch butterflies. the two venture brothers tend to get inadvertently get wrapped up in some plot involving "super-science" and the like.
"go team venture!" -hank and dean
Venture Brothers by d-shadow January 19, 2005
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Venture Brothers 

When two guys discuss their sexual conquests only to find out they have unknowingly have three or more girls in common and instantly become best friends as a result.
Guy 1: "And then there was this girl Jessica..."
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"
Venture Brothers by johnnymurmur October 13, 2011

Venture Brothered 

To be Venture Brothered is when two males are having intercourse with one female and in the process form a "V" with the index and middle fingers (the peace sign), raise them in the air and connect them together. the move was derived from the television show The venture brothers, in which the two main characters perform this action and exclaim "go team venture". thus making for a hilarious story to share with friends.
Tim and Tom got drunk last night and Venture Brothered some girl!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026