Ventrilotits 

When your having a conversation with a woman but staring at her tits so you cannot see her lips move.

I could hear a voice but all I could do was stare at her boobs... I swear they were speaking to me... they must have been ventrilotits

Ventrilotits by Tommypics71 August 1, 2019

Ventrilofist 

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist

I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!

Ventrilofist by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011

Ventrilojism 

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.

Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.

Ventrilojism by Didlme December 30, 2021

Ventrilofist 

A person who fists his or her partner right up to the throat like a ventriloquist operates his or her dummy

Hi baby, can I ventrilofist you?

Ventrilofist by Yorgosfqr June 6, 2018