Ventel is the result of a broken condom in a McDonald’s bathroom. It eventually grew up to become a professional pedo degenerate and likes to date young furry kids like a sick fuck. It drives a power wheel toy car too. Ventel is also the main character of a poorly made video game called Indian Tech Scammer Simulator.
Sophie: damn i just saw a weird guy talking dirty to a power wheels toy car
Jordan: really?
Sophie: yes he even made a weird voice and talked back to himself
Jordan: must be a ventel
Jordan: really?
Sophie: yes he even made a weird voice and talked back to himself
Jordan: must be a ventel
by Pistolvoyager April 30, 2021
Get the ventel mug.A person who knows about Formula 1 more than any other person. If a person has knowledge of F1 from A to Z he is said to be Sebastian Vettel.
Mark: Hey Daniel, did you meet my friend Sebastian Vettel?
Daniel: Yes! He is like walking encyclopedia of F1
Daniel: Yes! He is like walking encyclopedia of F1
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Get the Sebastian Vettel mug.Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.
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Get the Ubeja Vontell mug.Italian surname, most commonly found in Southern regions. Tend to have large egos, unbelievably good looking, nice people, distributors of excellent banter, in few cases, insane.
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Its origin dates back to the 2018 Belgian GP, when Sebastian Vettel overtook Lewis Hamilton after overtaking him on the Kemmel Straight.
Its origin dates back to the 2018 Belgian GP, when Sebastian Vettel overtook Lewis Hamilton after overtaking him on the Kemmel Straight.
Person 1: Wow, Seb has got a good exit through Radillion...
Person 2: ......but here comes Sebastian Vettel (cums)
Person 2: ......but here comes Sebastian Vettel (cums)
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Do not lose her! Ever! Hold onto her...cause luck follows her everywhere.
Do not lose her! Ever! Hold onto her...cause luck follows her everywhere.
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