A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City,
Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah
Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random
girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.