Velcro Balls 

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

Velcro Balls by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Velcro Balls 

This is a male that simps for his partner, he is one that is in complete submission to her every wish and desire... so much so , they contemplate or go through getting there balls surgically removed ,with velcro stitched on the bace, for quick detach , reatachment.

A "velcro ball male" will tear off his balls physically or metaphorically, then place them in his partners hands, before he goes out for drinks or any other social activities without her , but still try to act and present him self as if he is the man of the house.

"Jordan" ohhh look here comes Chester , lol the fcking state of the cunt.
"Chad" haha look at him... he's rubbing his balls like he has a pair.

" Jordan" yea he's just faking it...my sister flats with him, she told me he got told to hand thoes suckers over before he left "

"Chad" ohhh shet !! He's got velcro balls!!

Velcro Balls by lCEsmoke March 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016