Velcro Balls
Velcro Balls by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019
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Velcro Balls
This is a male that simps for his partner, he is one that is in complete submission to her every wish and desire... so much so , they contemplate or go through getting there balls surgically removed ,with velcro stitched on the bace, for quick detach , reatachment.
A "velcro ball male" will tear off his balls physically or metaphorically, then place them in his partners hands, before he goes out for drinks or any other social activities without her , but still try to act and present him self as if he is the man of the house.
A "velcro ball male" will tear off his balls physically or metaphorically, then place them in his partners hands, before he goes out for drinks or any other social activities without her , but still try to act and present him self as if he is the man of the house.
"Jordan" ohhh look here comes Chester , lol the fcking state of the cunt.
"Chad" haha look at him... he's rubbing his balls like he has a pair.
" Jordan" yea he's just faking it...my sister flats with him, she told me he got told to hand thoes suckers over before he left "
"Chad" ohhh shet !! He's got velcro balls!!
"Chad" haha look at him... he's rubbing his balls like he has a pair.
" Jordan" yea he's just faking it...my sister flats with him, she told me he got told to hand thoes suckers over before he left "
"Chad" ohhh shet !! He's got velcro balls!!
Velcro Balls by lCEsmoke March 19, 2022
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