Veired 

An adjective describing something or someone that is "based" or "epic"

"jabiveir dot com is Veired and greenpilled"

Veired by Jabiveir March 11, 2023

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

blue veined custard chucker 

A.K.A: Penis, Knob, Pink pogo stick etc. This term is usually used to describe a large shlong that chucks custard or semen(cum).

She saw his eyes penetrating her dress, though wishing that it was his blue veined custard chucker

blue veined custard chucker by bigboy69 April 13, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Blue Veined Steak 

Description for a rather handsome penis, a good piece of meat with blue veins in all the right places .

Mary and I went to a vegetarian restaurant last night, she ordered a Blue Veined Steak for later though... Top girl.

Blue Veined Steak by gazza123 April 22, 2014

Blue Veined Danglers 

A condition of extremely veiny and elongated mammary glands. It first became popular in the mid 70s. Braless and unsupported, the stretched out veiny boobs dangled and created "granny tits' or "Blue veined danglers" typically found on D cups or larger. There is no cure for the disorder.

Gramma had the biggest blue veined danglers I've ever seen!!

Blue Veined Danglers by Ivan barrister June 26, 2018

Blue Veined Custard Launcher 

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

Blue Veined Custard Launcher by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023