A comic book artist (whose works include Invader Zim and JTHM) who now spends his days sobbing into his pillow, too scared to venture outside as he might get raped by ugly fans.

He now centers his energies making a comic centering on (LOL, GET THIS GUYS) wuv.

He has a penchant for lolis and Snickers.
Jhonen Vasquez enjoys the finer things in life, such as burying himself into the dirty laundry and eating Slim Jim wrappers.
by Delicious RON October 09, 2006
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A classy motherfucker who dropped out of american idol cuz he said "he can make it by himself" which he did, droppin that hot single "Gallery" ft. baby bash
jimbo- yo you hear that song gallery by mario vasquez
earl- yeah its pretty hot
jimbo- fuck yeah, MV's my boy
by Elsa Bingerbodem September 16, 2006
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Carmen Vasquez is a sweet person. She can come from the race(s); African, Indian, Puerto Rican, Haitian, French,etc.
She has a loving heart for the world and people around her.
Carmen has a mean side to she likes to fight and defend herself even when there is no need to catch hands.
She is strong and worthy that she will win a fight.
Don’t mess with her because she will beat you the fuck up and drop you so hard that you won’t feel your ass on the floor. She is social when she wants to be, nice when she wants to be, and depressed when she wants to be.
Just know that she is a person you DO NOT want to lose..
Carmen Vasquez is lovely and has a beautiful heart, but can be violent at times.
by Queen Carmen April 17, 2019
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He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.
by jess January 11, 2004
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best annimator in the world. very funny man. eats children. lives in the same city as me. inspired me to be a comic book artist. okay for those who still arent sure here are his comics:
JtHM (for the slow thats Johnny the Homocidal Maniac): 7 issues. possibly more to come

Squee!: 4 issues

I Feel Sick: A book about a girl: 2 books

Everything Can Be Beaten: Book

Bad Art Collection: book

Invader Zim: cartoon with a lovely 40 episodes

Revenge of the Fillerbunny: book

and for the ones that are wondering: wobbly headed bob, meanwhile, and happy noodle boy are in JtHM.
by Anne Gwish August 31, 2003
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The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner
Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.
by Rory D May 30, 2007
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A sexual act, usually done in prison, when 3 mandingos insert their penises into the same hispanic man's asshole at the same time. This causes the man to immediately ejaculate.
Tyrone - He better watch himself before he gets the good ol Stretch Vasquez.
by Are You My Daddy November 05, 2016
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