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Vaseline mummy
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When you have beaten
your dick
raw
to the point
of having to cover it in
vaseline
and wrap it up over night to heal.
My
dick hurt
so bad I had to
sleep with
a
vaseline
mummy.
by
Udayweiz
December 22, 2019
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