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Vaseline mummy
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When you have beaten your dick
raw
to the point of having to
cover
it in vaseline and wrap it up over
night
to heal.
My dick
hurt
so
bad
I had to sleep with a vaseline
mummy
.
Vaseline mummy
by
Udayweiz
December 22, 2019
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