Vartigonic 

A particular type of edible liquid, of the unreasonably foul kind, typically consisting of overuse of butter starch and categorical disagreement to a degree not permissible by the dimensional high council, for it's disgust and tendency to cause cataclysmic diarrhea, to such an extent that only certain beings can even process it's compounds.

Stanch was so overwhelmed by the sheer vartigonic of his ice of glass tea, to the extent that he expelled most of what he had for lunch the previous daylight cycle.

Vartigonic by ScreeeTurkey January 5, 2022