vart

"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"
by Austeezy my neezy September 23, 2008
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vart

something your mom do after doing it doggey style with snoop-dog aka doggey queefer
air geting stuck in the pussy after having her chery poped (pussy)
by joseph o. December 03, 2003
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cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.
johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."
by 0099009976 January 20, 2008
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Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.
I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.
by Tammy McShammerson May 01, 2010
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Vart Tossing

When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.
That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.
by CrockyofNeh January 24, 2022
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Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier name
Wow did you hear Wendy Williams juicy vart!
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Vart

A vagina fart much like queef but funnier
Wow! Did you hear that juicy vart Ellen Degeneres just made!?
by March 25, 2021
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