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Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.
I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.

Vanilla Milkshake 

Jizzing in someone's asshole and then sucking it out with a straw to then drip it on their face
Jason gave Vinny a Vanilla Milkshake when he heard he was talking shit
Vanilla Milkshake by Assnoodles September 3, 2016

Vanilla Milkshake 

This delicious act is performed by ejaculating while wearing a condom. Then, without removing the condom, the woman inserts a large bendy straw and proceeds to slurp up the tasty treet.
There's nothing my girlfriend enjoys more on a cool fall afternoon then a warm vanilla milkshake.

Homemade vanilla milkshakes! Get yer homemade vanilla milkshakes! Is a popular refrain heard at sporting events throughout San Francisco.
Vanilla Milkshake by Bigpuddy October 3, 2008

Delicious Vanilla Milkshake

A sexy beautiful white girl with light brown eyes and a beautiful body!
Damnnnnnn!!! Hannah's a Delicious Vanilla Milkshake!

Vanilla milkshake 

A sexual act in which a white women (hence the vanilla) shoves one breast in between another woman's breast And shakes it side to side.
Damn did you see them vanilla milkshake!

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake 

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda
I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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