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Vandeventer middle school 

When you hear this name your probably thinking vand-a-what but this school is more than just a awkward word. This schools is populated with ghetto kids, unathletic crackers, and left over Indians from Lawler

At this school be prepared to lose in most sports: including soccer, football, and cross country. The rest of the teams at this school are mediocre. All the elective teachers are crazy, going into an elective class means be prepared for a ghetto person to make a move on the teacher or the teacher says something crazy.
Another thing you should look out for when going to this school is dirty jokes for example a boy tells another boy “I want to suck you off then eat your ass then pound you in the bathroom” this is then followed up with no homo and it’s all good.

Don’t come to this school “ periodttt sis” ,as the ghetto girls would say
vandeventer middle school conversations

Guy 1 your so thicccccc
Guy 2 “ yes I am daddy”
Guy 1 and 2 “no homo

Vandeventer Middle School 

vandeventer middle is where all the fuckin dumbass white girls wear dirty white vans, shell chokers, and rainbow fuckin striped croptops. somehow all the fuckin dumbass brokeass stupidass kids are in NJHS because they don’t have anyone else to put in cus all the smart lawler kids left. but hey atleast the curry stains on lockers are gone!! every time a vandy kid posts on their story its either “easy dub 21-0” or “hmu to buy chokers” and after half of wester came, the school started smelling like coke. all their fuckin bios have either some trash ass volleyball team or a bible verse.
“Hey you do you go to Vandeventer Middle School?”
“No way that school is dumb as shit!”
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026