vampire's lunch box 

The tin box in the lady's room to store used tampon's

yo that vampire's lunch box was ill wid all dose bloody rags

vampire's lunch box by DaBratt January 24, 2008

vampire's teabag 

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

Vampire’s egg salad 

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

Vampire’s egg salad by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017

The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

The Vampire's Assistant by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

vampire's tea bag 

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003

Vampire's BJ

When a women is suspended from the ceiling by her feet while sucking her partner's penis

I heard she will even do a vampire's bj!

Vampire's BJ by Demin Dan May 17, 2009

vampire's alley 

A bleeding vagina

I fucked her so hard blood poured out of her vampire's alley

vampire's alley by wiedman123 November 2, 2010