A school of kids who are either stoners or fuck boys. 65% of the people that guy hear get baked on a daily basis. 20% of the people are douchebags that play sports, thinking they are good they act like they rule the school. The final 15% are boaters, these people think they are cool because they smoke hookah at the age of 14. Also they say they hate America even though they live here and they get welfare. Even though Valhalla is such a shitty school it is still the best in the Grocemont School District
I got into a fight with a boater at Valhalla High School
by Benjamin Andre December 13, 2015
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1.Hey dude, i feel like learning about the Vikings. Lets play some VW (Valhalla Wars)

2. Arrgh, Dota is sooo lame. I wanna play some Valhalla Wars.
by VW Lover February 12, 2005
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a mostly white school located in westchester new york where you can find the most want to be gangsters. they will find a way to try and take something you have while getting high in one of the bathrooms every period and if you think you are out of weed and wanting to get high no problem just go to a middle schooler and steal one of there carts. the sports are decent and overall everybody acts more entitled then they really are. in valhalla you can find your soundcloud rappers, want to be criminals, stoners and athletes but one thing you will never find is an attractive female. you can also find a fight in the courtyard before, during and after school.
valhalla high school is a overall shitty school
by valhallahead September 9, 2021
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Used in the Boston area to refer to Harvard or MIT, both elitist universities with campuses by or close to the Charles River.
He's a grad student at Valhalla on the Charles.
by JoeBuff July 8, 2009
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1) One of the afterlives in Norse mythology. Where people who died in combat go until Ragnarok

2) A shout yelled by the Valkyries in God of War (2018) in which they will curb stomp you until you die or spam circle enough. It will lose all meaning to you and will cause you PTSD from the very thought. Associated with negative connotations after enough time.
1) "The man died in combat. He will earn a worthy afterlife in Valhalla."

2)

Sigrun: "Valhalla!"
The Player: "Oh hell no..."
by Flamerules101 July 8, 2020
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The verbal recipe of using more than one religion to win an argument.
All the jottin Valhalla sauce I want n boyo bwon voodoo who do you is not so foo foo to use this to climb up on top of that autistic Rock. Ill be rapping till the day I die cus imma mudda fuckin gawd.
by N3MO. REAL HAZY June 6, 2022
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