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Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing 

Valeria is the best person u will ever meet. She is so kind, pretty, funny, considerate, sometimes can be kinda dumb (in a good way), & she is just such a genuine person in general. I don't think I've ever met someone as amazing as her. She makes me laugh so hard & I hardly ever understand her because she never makes sense. She doesn't care what others think about her and cheers me up whenever I'm not feeling my best. There's never a day where Valeria fails to make me laugh. She is like this bright light that came into the earth and whenever you're around her you can feel your mood completely change. She's the one person I come to with literally everything and Ik that I can trust her. I feel like I've known her all of my life & I don't know what I would do without her. She used to have a very questionable fashion sense but it was only a phase so it's all good now. Except for the fact that she has so much cute clothes and wears the same things everyday 👀 hehe. (One time she wore the same jeans for like a whole week straight I think maybe even more). She also has the mind of a little kid and can forget stuff very easily just like that one time where she was at the mall and she bought new jeans and then she went to the play structure area and left and literally forgot about them and left them there.
(i have to write on here because it says ive written too much on the top) ...She also freaked out once when we went to the mall because she couldn't find her credit card and she had forgotten where she put it, but I came to the rescue and found it literally inside of her bag 🤦🏽 ♂️. Her boyfriend is Cole Sprouse and she hates cheese. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. Takis are her EVERYTHING. I swear she finishes a whole party size bag in hours. I mean I can't lie Takis are amazing and also my favorite sooooo 🤷🏽 ♂️. She doesn't care about school in the slightest so don't expect her to complete her homework :) Don't touch her face or neck or any part of her with your nasty dirty hands because she will get mad and tell you that you're going to give her acne. She is also muy rude because she is deciding to leave me to live somewhere else when I clearly offered her to move in with me 😔. Anyways I can write a whole book about her but I'll just leave it here. If ur reading this Vale, I love you x infinity more than you'll ever know and ty for being in my life. U are my best friend forever & I am going to miss u so much 🥺💗

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing is MY BEST FRIEND ONLY MINE ;) hehe
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026