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A finer word for a woman’s nether regions
“I just crashed my bike, my vajay hurts real bad
Vajay by Le Hobit March 22, 2019
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One who is being very "uncool"
Man, you are being a real Vajay tonight.
Vajay by Louis XIV June 19, 2006

Vajay Belay 

The equivalent of a "cock block" for the female sex.
Often performed by room mates with terrible timing, other woman, or that bitch that stole your man even after discussing the "Hoe Code".
So there we were getting hot and heavy on the couch, when Tiffany walked in a Vajay Belayed me.

I called dibs and began making eyes with him, until Megan stepped in and Vajay Belayed me.
Vajay Belay by Cats Pajamas2 October 5, 2011

vajay bidet 

a somewhat more sophisticated way to call someone a douchbag.

Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)
Kanye West is a vajay bidet
vajay bidet by sdh7444 September 27, 2009

vajay-gay 

when someone is acting beyond gay, a total ass
"yo shut up you're being a real vajay-gay right now!"
vajay-gay by gaigaize December 23, 2016

VaJay-hole

A substitute for the term asshole (ay-hole) that often implies femininity.
Gina: If you don't know why I am mad, then I'm not telling you.

Peter: Why are you being such a vajay-hole? Just tell me and I'll apologize for it.
VaJay-hole by President E June 8, 2012

Vajay-ja shave 

Jennifer: I'm going shopping wanna come with me?
Julie:I would but I have to vajay-ja shave today
Jennifer:oh shit, I'mma pray for you
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