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Vaginization 

The sexist, though oftentimes welcomed, practice of repressing the masculine and replacing it with ultra-feminist thoughts, beliefs and actions in order to endear yourself to feminists.

In other words, this is the process where one allows people's views that masculine traits are evil and must be rooted out to cause that person to voluntarily root them out. Oftentimes, this is done by beta-males to appease a feminist whom they wish to have sex with.
The vaginization of 21st century men is causing irreparable harm to heterosexual relationships as roles are not clearly understood thus leading to stress within the relationship.

Tim's vaginization is going well. Soon you won't even know that he ever had balls and he might even get laid by one of those feminists.
Vaginization by UcladudeJon June 29, 2016

vaginisation 

The operation by which a male is transformed into a femail, thereby releasing him from the chains of logic. He/She is now also allowed to change his/her mind on a whim and no longer has to offer an explanation for anything. Making all things somebody elses fault.
Mr Smith the Dr sayes he's ready to begin the vaginisation now.
vaginisation by evilsooty April 16, 2003

vaginatation 

vaginatation it is the dictation of the vagina, when one's hairy muff begins to emit sounds due to the compression of air and sweat in the vaginal cavity, or inside the rolls of vaginal (or other) skin
Peter: What the fuck is this Sally? U have to do some maintanence down here!
Hairy Muff: Muffffffffffffffffttttttt.....pft
Peter: This is so seedy it has vaginatation!!!!!
vaginatation by huh yeh June 20, 2008

Vaginavigation 

To navigate the depths of the most slimey and hateful creature the world has ever seen, the vagina.
I need help, im bad at vaginavigation.
Vaginavigation by Media Time February 3, 2009

Vaginization 

Don't even bother dating men. The new problem is the vaginization of the US male population. A crying shame!
I was doing a little online dating until I figured out it was a waste of my time due to the vaginization of the US Male Population, particularly in the Northeast and California. Thank God for the South!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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