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vaginaface 

A guy that acts very emotional like a girl in a relationship. He worries if his girlfriend doesn't pick up, or text back. He is very attached, and is the girl in the relationship.
Man, he is such a vaginaface! He has already sent me 3 texts about how I don't text him back often.!

Your such a vaginaface. Grow some balls dude.
vaginaface by HotnSpicy January 2, 2011

vaginaface 

to swallow someone's head with your vagina (this only applies if you have a vagina for a face)
When i went to give her a kiss, i accidently vaginafaced her.
vaginaface by Chuchi and Chanel October 12, 2008

Vaginaface Mcgee

A pansy, pussy, or someone you just don't really like for any apparent reason. Also, someone who has excessive facial hair and is too lazy to shave daily. Tends to be slightly overweight.
God, Miguel just pisses me off... He's such a Vaginaface Mcgee

Vaginacade 

Like a barricade for vagina, cock block.
How you doin? Not tonight honey I have a headache.

She used the Vaginacade.
Vaginacade by BKibbles December 30, 2008

Vaginadactyl

A very old womans vagina. Hairy, Aincent and scary.
I got really drunk last night, and took and older woman home, to find out she had a vaginadactyl.
Vaginadactyl by Lexus Pringle January 10, 2010

Vaginacade 

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.
So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...
Vaginacade by BKibbles July 21, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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