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Vagina Taco 

This is a multipart version of foreplay, and will only be enjoyed by people with a certain fetish.
Step 1: Spred the vagina lips far apart from one another and have your partner take a dump inside. This will act as the "shell" of the taco
Step 2: have your partner put their dick/finger in the vagina to push the shit down. This will act as the "meat" of the taco
Step 3: have your partner pee in the vagina hole and have them mix the piss and shit in the vagina with their finger or dick. This is the "cheese" of the taco.
Step 3: have your partner cum in the hole and, again mix the combination together. This will act as the sauce of the taco
Step 4: Finally, have your partner eat the "taco" until nothing is left. You can choose to have sex after this or not
Man 1: Sara let me give her a vagina taco last night! It was awesome!
Man 2: That's gross!!!
Man 1: You will never understand, you don't have the same fetishes as me
Vagina Taco by Pussydestoyer6969 February 7, 2015

Vagina Milk Taco 

A crispy thin-lipped corn flour shell showered in vagina juices, usually stuffed with beef or cock, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.

Taco Vagina

The female form of a chode. A vagina that is wider than it is long is a taco vagina
That bitch had such a taco vagina that it looked like it was smiling at me.

Vaginabacon 

Bacon made from the extra skin from the Vagina
MMMmmmm! This vaginabacon is delishus!
Vaginabacon by KirkIsCool May 18, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026