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Vagina Worthy 

Who is VAGINA WORTHY?

A person who’s sexual practices harm none.

Any person who has gone beyond thinking of a woman’s vagina as ‘the dark, damp place between a woman’s legs, where we hope nothing goes wrong’.

A person who has healed from the sexual schizophrenia of referring to Penises in the 3rd person, as a body part that has a brain and a life all it’s own.

A person who’s sexual practices harm none.

A sexually active person who knows what STDs, condoms, orgasms, clitorises, G-spots and foreplay are.

A person who feels good about themselves, their body and their sexuality.

A person who is honest about their health, sexual activities/preferences and use of the little blue pill.

A person who considers the risks of disease, pregnancy, and drinking and dialing/texting in the middle of the night while intoxicated.

A healthy man who knows how to connect intimately through the art of lovemaking and can inspire a woman and her VAGINA to feel, respond, and glow with pleasure. Now that’s WORTHY

A Woman who thinks of her body as a 5 star temple and her Vagina as the VIP room which holds the holy grail and has high standards for who or what gets in.

A person who’s energetic imprint leaves their partner with a healthy euphoric feeling.

What is Vagina Worthy?

Moderated by an animated Vesi, Goddess of Piscis, VAGINA WORTHY is an informational, interactive, social networking site dedicated to human sexual evolution, healthy Vaginas everywhere and raising penis IQ.
VAGINA WORTHY supports an end to the fear, shame and trauma that is embedded in human sexuality. 10% of profits from all merchandise sales are donated to charitable organizations who share the vision to end sexual disease, violence, abuse and slavery,vaginal mutilation and unwanted children. Visit us at, [Facebook, Twitter and Myspace and on our social networking sites… http://askvesi.ning.com , http://mytwitbook.ning.com , and http://www.vaginaworthy.com
Girl1: Jesus, that dude I met last week and he was so NOT Vagina Worthy.
Girl2: Oh? How come? He was really cute!
Girl1: He seemed to think that clitoris was an online dictionary site and he STD meant Severe Tire Damage.
Girl2: ewwwwww! did you tell him to check out www.vaginaworthy.com ?
Girl1: Yeah and I gave him one of the UN-Vagina Worthy social networking cards I got from that site, he was dumbfounded!
Girl2: good he was sooooo NOT Vagina Worthy!!
Vagina Worthy by VaginaWorthy April 26, 2009
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026