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Vagina Clown 

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown
Vagina Clown by SheCreature July 21, 2018
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Vaginal Clown 

A clown whom may live in ones vaginal repoduction system. Although there noses dont fit and shoes, they will ofen by instint try to get in anyway. Clowns only do this in the winter for hibernation. Before hibernation they eat midgets to feed themselves when sleeping. The vagina usually tears and ripped onto a bloodly bloody messy crude watery loose pleasent death. As a result the hostess gentials crust and rust off which results in death.
This young women (about 9 years in age) with great big chesticles had a vaginal clown try to enter the vagina but it was to tight.
Vaginal Clown by A Vaginal Clown January 17, 2011

vaginaclowns 

sheepy is acting like a vaginaclown again. :rolleyes:
vaginaclowns by John Jenson December 28, 2003
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