a person that has a vagina and a penis
did you see lady gaga last night at the concert, oh you mean that ugly vagenis!
by iphonescrewups January 23, 2011
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Vagina & Penis mixed.
When you can't tell if someone is a man or woman, also a name for a transvestite. You're such a vagenis dude xD
Guy 1: Omg is that a man or a woman??
Guy 2: I dont know dude, it's a vagenis.

Guy 1: That guy is a transvestite!
Guy 2: Woah dude wtf they must have a VAGENIS!!

XD
by Theresa Marie (Tessa) June 2, 2011
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When a man does not act like a man but acts instead like a woman.Inturn his penis
shrivels up and crawles up his ass rendering it useless.There for he now has a Vagenis.
<Bob>: Hey, Why did Tom leave the early?
<John>:Because He does not like sitting around chugging beer and eating animal.He would rather watch Home and garden channel.
<Mark>:What a Vagenis.
by noravitz August 28, 2004
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1. When a woman has an oversized clitoris and it resembles a penis.

2. When a butch lesbian acts like she has a penis.

3. A man who is such a pussy its like he doesn't even have a dick.
1. "When i went down on her i was poked in the eye by her vagenis."

2. "That vagenis is trying to pick up your girlfriend."

3. "Take the damn shot, your acting like a vagenis."
by WayWithWords May 25, 2008
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A vagina that has birthed children

Baby mommas vagina
Bout to go get some vagenie.

She got that vagenie waiting for me.
by Daking928 June 27, 2019
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The disgusting condition of having a vagina and a penis. Like a mangina, but cooler sounding.
Hannah found out lastnight that Bradley has a vagenis. Now they'll have to stick to butt sex with Kelly's dildo.
by BradleyHasAVagenis July 10, 2010
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A penis so small it actually collapses inward upon itself creating an orifice.
Man, Tom was hit on my Bob today...do you think it's because he has a vagenis?
by Bronze Armor June 15, 2010
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