iFail

When your iphone auto corrects what you type and you touch send and then realize that what you sent was auto corrected.

bully:

Wait untill school tomorow! im gonna kiss your ass!!!

nerd:

why would you kiss my ass?!

bully:

I mean; KICK your ass!!! sorry that was an iFail, but im still kicking your ass tomorow!!

by iphonescrewups August 22, 2011

vagenis

a person that has a vagina and a penis

did you see lady gaga last night at the concert, oh you mean that ugly vagenis!

by iphonescrewups January 23, 2011