VW Golf
VW Golf by lue_driver March 20, 2005
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A quality hatch back car, you need to slam it on Porsche rims, slap a classic roof rack on for a bit of retro class and top it all off with a 20v 1.8 Turbo. All shit heads in cheap nasty modified cars will try to race you, so slam the loud peddle to the floor, and show that fool what the back of your car looks like.
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VW Golf
Slow ass German Car that is owned by geeks and freaks, that sit on geek forum sites trying to find out info about group buys.. You know who you are!! Shout out for jimbob and plate especially!!!
Wez, i thought chipped german cars were the quickest so how come i just burnt u in my V3 Nissan Micra, it mite of been coz you were low on petti, that little orange light that comes on means buy some you tight git! Give me a call if you run out! V-DUB ME UP!!
Oh yeh, and its bad bad leeroy brown baddest man in the whole damn town badder than old king kong!! Woooooo-hoooooooo
Oh yeh, and its bad bad leeroy brown baddest man in the whole damn town badder than old king kong!! Woooooo-hoooooooo
VW Golf by Badbadleeroybrown666 February 25, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable