The slang for Vancouver City.
A city located on the West Coast of Canada and near Seattle of Washington State. It is a living paradise, nice weather (not too cold, not too humid or hot, but sometimes snows at winters), the best weed you'll ever find in North America, and the people there crave hockey.
Man, this weekend me and my homeboi are gona drive all the way from LA to Vancity and hit up with some qualityweed.
Robson, Yaletown, Broadway, Granville Island), a TRUELY cosmopolitan city, kick-ass hockey team (Vancouver Canucks), great weed, and the skytrain (it runs 50ft above ground throughout metroVancouver!!!
The way douchebags refer to Vancouver. Similar usage and origins as "Van." Almost always utilized by recent residents who have moved from out of province but sometimes by idiots from Kamloops or Kelowna, etc.
"Hey I heard their were riots in Vancity."
"Yeah, you started them asshole, now go back to Ontario on your fucking longboard you Chronic taco eating fat fuck.
The act in which you walk into a Vancity Bank located in Vancouver British Columbia, and in under 2 Minutes you take all the female tellers into the bank vault and have crazy sex, with ever possible sexual move invented put into a short 2 minute orgy, and afterwards stick all possible 5 dollar bills on the tellers' with cum.
Dude i Did the Vancity Cherry Popper last night i accidently walked out with a 50 dollar bill on my left nut...
Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.
A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.
Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*