The worst cell phone ever made.
People are attracted to this phone because it's "fancy." It has speaker phone, voice dialing and a deacent camera.
However, it is overpriced, to say the least. Features include: horrible reception, frequent dropped calls, and poor audio quality. Also, it has to be shut off every few days or it will "lock up" and the battery will have to be removed.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!