Uvindu 

n. A rare Sri Lankan mammal who has very dark skin and cannot be seen in the dark unless it smiles. Uvindus are generally jocular in nature but may sometimes be vexed due to extended periods of time without video games. Uvindus are said to be very studious but in reality they are just catching up on sleep. To catch a Uvindu, one must have a copy of halo 3 in the right hand and a Xbox Live membership in the left.

v.

1)Characterized by an obsession for video games, usually Halo but instances may vary.
2)To be funny (in a gay way)
3)To wear Hollister branded clothing.
4)To PWN someone in Halo

Tip: To find a Uvindu on a list, look for the longest last name. (Success is not Guaranteed)

Unsuspecting Child: Look Ma! I think I spotted a Uvindu!
Worried Mother: Quick! Hide your video games!

Gamer 1: Dude! What happened?
Gamer 2: Shit Man! I just got Uvindued by that guy with the Grav Hammer!

Uvindu by srvkkar December 13, 2010

Uvindee 

A crazy physicl person. Good at cricket but is a mental psycho. She likes hitting up guys and eating eggplants. Her favourite meal is Weiners.

Uvindee is cool

Uvindee by Uvindee October 21, 2019

Ulindu 

Someone who puts up with you even when you don’t make sense but shows you that sometimes your wrong and isn’t afraid to correct your mistakes but never makes fun of you. Always there for you no matter what and is extremely understanding. Someone who’s been through a lot and he’s still very soulful and caring which is rare to find in someone who’s been through that much. Could never hurt someone’s feelings on purpose. This guy is a literal score. If you get an ulindu, never let go of him.

That dude is so sweet, he’s definitely an Ulindu.

Ulindu by Mamas6969 November 22, 2021

Ulindu 

Ulindu is someone who you should never let go. He’s always there for you and puts up with you even when you don’t make sense. Someone who’d show you your mistakes and correct them without making fun of you. He’s very soulful even though he’s been through a lot, which is rare to find in someone whos been through that much. He could never think of hurting you and he would always be there for you no matter what. If you find yourself an Ulindu, never let go, because you definitely won in life:)

That dude is really sweet, he’s definitely an Ulindu.

Ulindu by Mamas6969 November 22, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019