n. A rare Sri Lankan mammal who has very dark skin and cannot be seen in the dark unless it smiles. Uvindus are generally jocular in nature but may sometimes be vexed due to extended periods of time without video games. Uvindus are said to be very studious but in reality they are just catching up on sleep. To catch a Uvindu, one must have a copy of halo 3 in the right hand and a Xbox Live membership in the left.

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1)Characterized by an obsession for video games, usually Halo but instances may vary.
2)To be funny (in a gay way)
3)To wear Hollister branded clothing.
4)To PWN someone in Halo

Tip: To find a Uvindu on a list, look for the longest last name. (Success is not Guaranteed)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods