Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. Ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.
Sally: Do you like my tan this summer?
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.
by oso31 November 4, 2008
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the person who can't spell object
TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
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Crane flies, also known as mosquito eaters or mosquito hawks. They are useless and don't even eat mosquitos.
Do you see that crane fly over there? "We should kill it" Crane flies are useless and don't even consume mosquito eaters.
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S|mplex is a bad braw stars player so he’s useless
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Something that Aqua is.
Instead of helping Kazuma with anything, Aqua has only been a detriment. That's useless Goddess!
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LarkoTheSharko
"Man, LarkoTheSharko sure is useless."
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adj. possessing the qualities the left-most third of a Nintendo 64 controller.
"This device has no function; it is completely useless."
by Websterman March 22, 2012
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