Useless Wanker Share definition Flag Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker! Useless Wanker by Illestemia January 17, 2009 Get the Useless Wanker mug.