Penny: "OMG! this new neighbor Urp moved into the apartment across from me...he's so cute, think he likes me?"
Miko: "wtf that's my man!!!"
Miko: "wtf that's my man!!!"
by _Ashley1227 March 14, 2021

by Stully March 08, 2004

by friendernie2 February 23, 2014

by Xavier Julius February 02, 2008

When you do too many uppers (coke, tweak, speed) and you haven't slept or eaten and you're coming down and hella hungry and feeling like shit.
by lalaerafina November 07, 2009

Undateable in the regular population. Someone who, for various reasons including brutal ugliness, complete lack of social wherewithal, or genitals shaped like a Pokemon character, would find it near impossible to date anyone other than another URP.
Jim: Hey man, how did your blind date go?
Roger: It was terrible. She looked like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.
Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.
Roger: It was terrible. She looked like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.
Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.
by lazboy9876 November 23, 2010

by TittyMcDoubleD March 28, 2016
