Undateable in the regular
population. Someone who, for various reasons including brutal ugliness, complete lack of social
wherewithal, or genitals shaped like a Pokemon character, would find it near
impossible to date anyone other than another URP.
Jim: Hey man, how did your
blind date go?
Roger: It was
terrible. She looked like she got hit by an
aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.
Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.