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When you really think it would be funny to take out your genitals and smack someone around; when in fact it would just make anyone feel very uncomfortable with a giant cock in their face.
I was going to Urmson the bitch, but I decided it would be wrong
Urmson by ymoney June 20, 2008
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last name commonly given to beastly gorgeous people, with amazing intellegence, athelticism, and other forms of charisma. everyone seems to love an urmston.
"hey you know that girl jenn urmston?"
"OMG! I've had a crush on her since 3rd grade!!!"
"OMG me too!"
urmston by jlynnxxxxxxx July 6, 2008
urmom but u pressed the wrong key
*playing whatever game*

Guy 1: yo do you know who I banged? You ASSHOLE

Guy 2: URMON

Guy 2 Again: NO SHIT I MEAN URMOM

Guy 1 Again: lol idiot
urmon by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022
Skank city ! features classic pick up joints such as JP'S and MAMBOs, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a shag, especially with ugly girls. This town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the shithole with a new shopping facility.
We all placcy gangstaaas, urmston is da place to get shite beer and oooogly laydees.
urmston by Stretford soldier February 7, 2005
When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick
I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.
ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019
When your boner hurts so bad you can’t think straight and fall and break your dick
I fell and broke my slappy doodle because of my Ursone boner.
ursone by Mouth breather 54 December 11, 2019
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