urmon 

urmom but u pressed the wrong key

*playing whatever game*

Guy 1: yo do you know who I banged? You ASSHOLE

Guy 2: URMON

Guy 2 Again: NO SHIT I MEAN URMOM

Guy 1 Again: lol idiot

urmon by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

Urmomgotem

Urmomgotem is a term used as a better version and commonly used follow up to the “ur mom” joke. Invented by some musical Tunes. Urmomgotem can also be used at any given moment or at Urmomgotem any give time in a sentence or urmomgotem sentence fragment urmomgotem.

Bill - Hey Sam, how is your day going?
Sam - Urmomgotem.
_____

Joe - Wait who’s that?

Bob - Urmomgotem!

Urmomgotem by cabbage stonks August 20, 2021

Urmomgae

The best comeback any nigga can ever make when being roasted by an opp. Worse than "Ur Granny Tranny" or "Surrender Transgender". Use this to redeem yourself however if he hits you with "U R Rarted" then it's over my dude.

Random nigga on the internet: Surrender Transgender

Other Random Nigga: Urmomgae

Random Nigga on the Internet: Breaks Laptop

Urmomgae by Random Dude from Minecraft May 24, 2018

uronium 

Chemical symbol: Un.
Atomic number 327.
An odoriferous brown substance that usually exists between the toliet seat hinges and the bowl.
Uronium may also appear around the bolts that hold the toliet to the floor.

Some people choose to ignore uronium; choosing instead to mask its unique odor with Glade® Plug-Ins® or Wizard™ aerosol.

uronium by Telephony October 24, 2010

urmom 

(n)
1.used when you feel like you need to respond with something, but just can't think of what...

2.an answer that is a funny reply for most questins

person 1: its hot
person 2: urmom is hot

person 1:wheres my ipod?
person 2: urmom

person 1: who's your new b/f?
person2: urmom

urmom by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

Uron 

NOUN:

A unit of spoon bending equal to the amount required to bend one tea spoon to completeness. One thousandth of the amount required to one complete shovel. Used in few magical and Crypto-Occultism fields.

Origin:

Late 20th century: from Uri Geller.

That bender rated at least 7 Urons!!

Uron by M4D_Francis December 24, 2018

Urmot 

An Iloco term for pubic hair. Usually growning on the groin part of the body and some on the surrounding of the anus.

Nagpuskol urmot mo!!
(You have a thick pubic hair!)

Urmot by bongmeim April 10, 2009