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Urkle jerk 

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"
Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?
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Urkel Jerk

Jacking off while looking in a mirror when you're dressed as Steve Urkel.
As I was getting for Halloween dressed as Steve Urkel, I busted a quick Urkel Jerk.
Urkel Jerk by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Urkel Jerkle 

A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.
“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”
Urkel Jerkle by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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